12:47 threethirty: who farted?
12:47 pegwole: I did.
12:47 threethirty: you dick
12:47 threethirty: this is a small channel do that in #ubuntu if you cant hold it
12:47 pegwole: How dare you imply I am Mr. Cheney!
12:48 threethirty: pegwole: who did you shoot in face?
21:34 Broam: so now what?
21:34 threethirty: toaster in the tub
21:35 Broam: but pegwole *loves* that toaster.
21:35 Broam: it’s so brave
21:35 -!- tlkg-away is now known as thelastknowngod
21:35 thelastknowngod: yeooo
21:35 thelastknowngod: brave little toaster.. oh man..
21:35 threethirty: thelastknowngod: as spokesperson of the
internet i have to say… suck it
21:35 thelastknowngod: haha
21:36 threethirty: Broam: im moving to country, and im gonna eat
a lot of peaches
21:36 thelastknowngod: meh.. i heard they come from a can
21:37 threethirty: lol
21:37 thelastknowngod: heh
21:37 MrJackson: but they were put there by a man
21:37 threethirty: in a factory in southern china
21:37 thelastknowngod: yeah! in a factory down town!
21:37 thelastknowngod: haha
21:37 MrJackson: lol
— I love the people of #oggcastplanet
I just had a terrible thought waking up. A nudist retirement home. Think lemon tuna mouth on an industrial scale.
— JessiJames OggcastPlanet IRC channel
03:56 Peter64: bloody kiwi
03:57 weex: votekick?
03:57 Peter64: I
03:57 @Azimuth: kick
03:57 weex: your
03:57 threethirty: ass
03:57 Peter64: ROFL
03:57 weex: that’s f’d up but funny
03:57 Peter64: Dickheads
— #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net
and I am the reason @Chadwollenberg is penis-less! LOL!
— @Mrs_Xoke via Twitter
20:33 pegwole: i scared myself when i woke up
20:33 pegwole: i farted ad felt something wet on my ass
20:33 pegwole: so naturally i go check and just see blood
20:34 pegwole: turns out i had a giant pimple on my ass that i didn’t know about
— pegwole via #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.com
Webster’s defines “dictionary” as “the place lazy writers find shitty ledes.
— @hotdogsladies via twitter
Come back, paragraphs. America needs you.
— hotdogsladies via twitter
Webster’s defines “dictionary” as “the place lazy writers find shitty ledes.
— @hotdogsladies via twitter
Peter64: I think threeethirty should take his pants off and roll around in the dirt and say his boss raped him on his last day
and then
Peter64: When the doctor examines his ass, their gonna know it’s not the first time.
— with friends like @Peter64 via twitter, who needs enemies?
