February 2011
1 post
“12:47 threethirty: who farted?
12:47 pegwole: I did.
12:47 threethirty:...”
– #oggcastplanet
January 2011
2 posts
“21:34 Broam: so now what?
21:34 threethirty: toaster in the tub
21:35 ...”
– I love the people of #oggcastplanet
“I just had a terrible thought waking up. A nudist retirement home. Think lemon...”
– JessiJames OggcastPlanet IRC channel
March 2009
1 post
“03:56 Peter64: bloody kiwi
03:57 weex: votekick?
03:57 Peter64: I
03:57...”
– #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net
January 2009
1 post
“and I am the reason @Chadwollenberg is penis-less! LOL!”
– @Mrs_Xoke via Twitter
December 2008
2 posts
“20:33 pegwole: i scared myself when i woke up
20:33 pegwole: i farted ad felt...”
– pegwole via #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.com
“Webster’s defines “dictionary” as “the place lazy...”
– @hotdogsladies via twitter
November 2008
21 posts
“Come back, paragraphs. America needs you.”
– hotdogsladies via twitter
“Webster’s defines “dictionary” as “the place lazy...”
– @hotdogsladies via twitter
“Peter64: I think threeethirty should take his pants off and roll around in the...”
– with friends like @Peter64 via twitter, who needs enemies?
“I love homoerotica - but not in a gay way.”
– rowinggolfer via #linuxcranks on ric.freenode.net
“This morning, I’m disappointed that California won’t let me...”
– @hotdogsladies via twitter
“90% of all self-help is Buddhism with comfortable chairs and a service mark.”
– @hotdogsladies via twitter
“02:17 Peter64: Ive got a Fire Brigade meeting
02:17 Peter64: Ill catch youse...”
– via #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net
“04:55 rowinggolfer: jrullo - we had a case in the uk where a cleaner was in the...”
– via #lottalinuxlinks on irc.freenode.net
“19:12 -!- Azimuth [n=azimuth@204.228.226.16] has joined #linuxcranks
19:13 ...”
– from #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net
“You know who else loved lossless audio encoding? Hitler.”
– @hotdogsladies via twitter
“mary, mother of jesus.. it’s my son’s birthday and I’m...”
– @rowinggolfer via twitter
“: QOTD: …more like epic dinner. +3 to Romance, +50HP, Chance for critical...”
– @silentverbosity via twitter
“Excellent News. Those ass-wipe linux cranky dudes have got their podcast out...”
– @rowinggolfer via twitter
“RobertH[AU]: Peter64: shouldn’t have had your two tugs at the begining of...”
– #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net
“(03:28:36) Peter64: bloody konqueror in KDE4 is a piece of shit
(03:28:56)...”
– #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net
“(01:10:15) threethirty: user1: no he said that it wasnt there YET and that...”
– via #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net
23:44 damentz: just watched a sad movie
23:44 ... →
“I’ve just had sex whilst listening to linux cranks. Multi-tasking at its...”
– @ rowinggolfer via twitter
“rowinggolfer: Damn you linux cranks. The urgency with which I want/need to hear...”
– @rowinggolfer via twitter
“acedtect: Presidential Candidate Brian Moore is a total socialist. But Candidate...”
– @acedtech via twitter
“rowinggolfer: I am going nuts waiting for the latest ‘linux cranks...”
– @rowinggolfer via twitter
October 2008
5 posts
“19:53 Xoke: is anyone talking?
19:53 Xoke: I can’t hear _anything_ back...”
– #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net
“darkgracie: Dear Apple, can we MMS so I can see cock and boob shots?kthxbibi.”
– @darkgracie via twitter
“darkgracie: tomorrow’s agenda: watch porn, masturbate, phone sex,...”
– @darkgracie and @pegwole via twitter
“U ever get drunk and decide eating cereal naked is a good idea and your...”
– @pegwole via twitter
“It amazes me that u can buy everything u need to rob walmart at walmart”
– @pegwole via twitter
September 2008
2 posts
LOLs with VulcanRidr
threethirty: so how was geniva?
VulcanRidr: Excellent!
VulcanRidr: I want to go back.
threethirty: you were there on business right?
VulcanRidr: Yep.
threethirty: so did you kill anyone
VulcanRidr: Kill anyone? No. Why?
threethirty: thats what i figured you were there for, your a spy right :)
VulcanRidr: Nah. I actually work for the Swiss phone company.
threethirty: do they kill people?
VulcanRidr: Nope. Just provide high speed connectivity to hotels.
threethirty: then why were you in geniva killing people
“Definitely need more than that”
– jlindsay via irc.freenode.net #linuxcranks
August 2008
2 posts
“I’ll get shit for saying it, but I like you guys better than TLLTS.
More...”
– pixjuic1 via #linuxcranks on irc.frenode.net
“(Kirok) Grr stop calling it fucking Windoze, you make yourself look like a...”
– #linuxbasement on irc.freenode.net
July 2008
1 post
“hotdogsladies Silky basketball shorts, A&F shirt, fauxhawk, earbuds in both...”
– Twitter
June 2008
4 posts
“Linuxcranks is kind of like sex, you gotta be there to enjoy it and gentlemen...”
– azimuth0 via #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net
“Linux-Fu: crunching penguin flying gnu”
– JZA via #linuxcranks
10 funny Linus Torvlds Quotes →
“Kajarii - yeah, idn’t you accuse me of being a bot for doing that once?...”
– Linux Cranks Podcast (linuxcranks.info) irc channel… Freenode.net #linuxcranks
May 2008
2 posts
“Merlin Mann: Making your feed NSFW since nineteen sixty-penis”
– Merlin Mann via Twitter
“Oh, like you *wouldn’t* be a little aroused by a coltish, full-term lady...”
– Merlin Mann via twitter
March 2008
2 posts
“ “In case of a water landing, you may be used as a floatation...”
– irc.freenode.net #lottalinuxlinks
“monsterb - or this one “I want to bite Spocks left ear.”
Xoke - lol...”
– from #lottalinuxlinks on freenode.net
February 2008
1 post
“hotdogsladies If David Blaine were being attacked by a bear, I’d totally...”
– Twitter
January 2008
1 post
“crazyd: If Linux doesn’t have the solution, then you have the wrong...”
– CrazyD via oscar
December 2007
8 posts
“Usr bin Crontab” would be a terrible name for an Islamist super-villain.”
– Merlin Mann twitter.com/hotdogsladies
“01:52:56 AM) keese: u know that if u believe the bible, porn was a gift from...”
– Keese of somethingkindatechy via oscar