Tumbl Down the Stairs with Me

"03:56 Peter64: bloody kiwi 03:57 weex: votekick? 03:57 Peter64: I 03:57 @Azimuth: kick 03:57 ..."

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 03:57:12 -0500

“03:56 Peter64: bloody kiwi
03:57 weex: votekick?
03:57 Peter64: I
03:57 @Azimuth: kick
03:57 weex: your
03:57 threethirty: ass
03:57 Peter64: ROFL
03:57 weex: that’s f’d up but funny
03:57 Peter64: Dickheads”

- #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net

"and I am the reason @Chadwollenberg is penis-less! LOL!"

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:46:51 -0500

“and I am the reason @Chadwollenberg is penis-less! LOL!”

- @Mrs_Xoke via Twitter

"20:33 pegwole: i scared myself when i woke up 20:33 pegwole: i farted ad felt something wet on my..."

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 20:39:43 -0500

“20:33 pegwole: i scared myself when i woke up
20:33 pegwole: i farted ad felt something wet on my ass
20:33 pegwole: so naturally i go check and just see blood
20:34 pegwole: turns out i had a giant pimple on my ass that i didn’t know about”

- pegwole via #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.com

"Webster’s defines “dictionary” as “the place lazy writers find shitty ledes."

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:18:46 -0500

“Webster’s defines “dictionary” as “the place lazy writers find shitty ledes.””

- @hotdogsladies via twitter

"Come back, paragraphs. America needs you."

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:34:44 -0500

“Come back, paragraphs. America needs you.”

- hotdogsladies via twitter

"Webster’s defines “dictionary” as “the place lazy writers find shitty ledes."

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:33:05 -0500

“Webster’s defines “dictionary” as “the place lazy writers find shitty ledes.””

- @hotdogsladies via twitter

"Peter64: I think threeethirty should take his pants off and roll around in the dirt and say his boss..."

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:22:22 -0500

“

Peter64: I think threeethirty should take his pants off and roll around in the dirt and say his boss raped him on his last day

and then

Peter64: When the doctor examines his ass, their gonna know it’s not the first time.

”

- with friends like @Peter64 via twitter, who needs enemies?

"I love homoerotica - but not in a gay way."

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 03:04:00 -0500

“I love homoerotica - but not in a gay way.”

- rowinggolfer via #linuxcranks on ric.freenode.net

"This morning, I’m disappointed that California won’t let me gay-marry @scottsimpson...."

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:49:35 -0500

“This morning, I’m disappointed that California won’t let me gay-marry @scottsimpson. http://is.gd/7QT4”

- @hotdogsladies via twitter

"90% of all self-help is Buddhism with comfortable chairs and a service mark."

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:47:38 -0500

“90% of all self-help is Buddhism with comfortable chairs and a service mark.”

- @hotdogsladies via twitter

"02:17 Peter64: Ive got a Fire Brigade meeting 02:17 Peter64: Ill catch youse later 02:17 -!-..."

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:09:39 -0500

“02:17 Peter64: Ive got a Fire Brigade meeting
02:17 Peter64: Ill catch youse later
02:17 -!- Peter64 is now known as elsewhere
02:17 monsterb: cya elsewhere
02:17 @Azimuth: cya pe
02:17 * elsewhere is going going gone: Gone away for now
02:18 @Azimuth: Peter is quicker than i gave him credit. He may be a roo shagger after all. 02:18 threethirty: lol
02:20 threethirty: i didnt know he was a firefighter
02:21 @Azimuth: Maybe he is an arsonist and waits till they have a meeting to start his fires. 02:22 monsterb: Nah “Fire Brigade” is a gay musical on ice. Must be pratice tonight.
02:23 threethirty: lol
02:24 threethirty: ^^ thats for the both of you
02:24 monsterb: threethirty, im cleaning up the forum. I put a new area for show planning. 02:24 threethirty: sweet
02:28 jschiwal: He can’t figure out his shower, and he is in a fire brigade?
02:29 monsterb: jschiwal: Have you seen his shower?
02:29 @notKlaatu: i’m telling you, we need a quote repository for this channel.
02:29 @notKlaatu: for hilarious statements like that one
02:30 @notKlaatu: oh wait threethirty has one. i always forget about his quote page.”

- via #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net

"04:55 rowinggolfer: jrullo - we had a case in the uk where a cleaner was in the habit of unplugging..."

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:04:34 -0500

“04:55 rowinggolfer: jrullo - we had a case in the uk where a cleaner was in the habit of unplugging ventilators in the ICU to plug in her vacuum cleaner.
04:55 rowinggolfer: she was responsible for a few deaths.
04:56 jrullo: omfg, that’s horrible. what a complete idiot.
04:57 rowinggolfer: not totally, she plugged it back in afterwards every time.
04:57 rowinggolfer: which is why it took management several deaths, and a few support calls
04:57 rowinggolfer: to the ventilator manufacturer
04:57 xPeter: RG is that Fair Dinkum ?
04:57 rowinggolfer: to work it out.
04:57 jrullo: i’m thinking of that monty python skit with the guy that hits himself in the head with a brick all the time
…
04:57 rowinggolfer: xPeter: I believe so.
…
04:58 xPeter: Bloody Hell, How would you feel
04:58 rowinggolfer: xPeter: breathless?
04:59 jrullo: unventilated
04:59 xPeter: lol”

- via #lottalinuxlinks on irc.freenode.net

"19:12 -!- Azimuth [n=azimuth@204.228.226.16] has joined #linuxcranks 19:13 luthaloafy: time to have..."

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:17:04 -0500

“19:12 -!- Azimuth [n=azimuth@204.228.226.16] has joined #linuxcranks
19:13 luthaloafy: time to have more wifi fun
19:14 -!- mode/#linuxcranks [+o Azimuth] by ChanServ
19:21 luthaloafy: all hell Azimuth….channel god
19:22 threethirty: luthaloafy: dont you mean all hail… the channel god
19:23 @Azimuth: Aw hell…works for me.
19:23 luthaloafy: public school system…..do u c the damage
19:24 threethirty: lol
19:26 @Azimuth: We should get rid of the public school system and just open sweat shops for the little darlings.
19:27 threethirty: i would have been nice for luthaloafy
19:27 Enigma0: hey Azimuth
19:27 luthaloafy: yeah time for mine to pull their weight
19:27 threethirty: lol
19:28 @Azimuth: Why should the third world get all the cheap labor?
19:28 luthaloafy: shit foods to high
19:29 @Azimuth: Soylent Green, anyone?”

- from #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net

"You know who else loved lossless audio encoding? Hitler."

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:01:50 -0500

“You know who else loved lossless audio encoding? Hitler.”

- @hotdogsladies via twitter

"mary, mother of jesus.. it’s my son’s birthday and I’m pretending to be a faggot..."

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:59:48 -0500

“mary, mother of jesus.. it’s my son’s birthday and I’m pretending to be a faggot on irc with a bunch of linux geeks? where has my life gone?”

- @rowinggolfer via twitter

": QOTD: …more like epic dinner. +3 to Romance, +50HP, Chance for critical hit on Chicken..."

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:47:03 -0500

“: QOTD: …more like epic dinner. +3 to Romance, +50HP, Chance for critical hit on Chicken Quesadilla.”

- @silentverbosity via twitter

"Excellent News. Those ass-wipe linux cranky dudes have got their podcast out double quick this week...."

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:30:01 -0500

“Excellent News. Those ass-wipe linux cranky dudes have got their podcast out double quick this week. Hope this episode is snore-free.”

- @rowinggolfer via twitter

"RobertH[AU]: Peter64: shouldn’t have had your two tugs at the begining of the show before your..."

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 02:10:16 -0500

“RobertH[AU]: Peter64: shouldn’t have had your two tugs at the begining of the show before your willy got sore”

- #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net

"(03:28:36) Peter64: bloody konqueror in KDE4 is a piece of shit (03:28:56) jlindsay: What’s so..."

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:31:32 -0500

“(03:28:36) Peter64: bloody konqueror in KDE4 is a piece of shit
(03:28:56) jlindsay: What’s so good about running konq anyway?
(03:29:17) threethirty: “…KDE… is a piece of shit” Peter64 of LinuxCranks
(03:29:17) Peter64: I like it
(03:29:27) threethirty: i love quotes
(03:29:34) Peter64: agree’d 330”

- #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net

"(01:10:15) threethirty: user1: no he said that it wasnt there YET and that there were some really..."

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:22:51 -0500

“(01:10:15) threethirty: user1: no he said that it wasnt there YET and that there were some really dedicated and smart people working on it… thats all the community asks
(01:10:20) user1: you guys are pissing me off and i cant even shit
(01:10:41) jlindsay: Shouldn’t be a problem, you’re full of it
(01:10:52) threethirty: jlindsay +1
(01:11:09) user1: well…. damm
(01:11:14) Andymeows: hah”

- via #linuxcranks on irc.freenode.net